Design Toscano Zombie Claus Holiday Statue
Oh no! look at Santa! Clearly the zombie apocalypse has reached the North Pole and Santa is feeling less than his usual jolly self.
He obviously had enough brain activity left to put on the suit and visit all the houses on his “good” list, but that vacant expression suggests he can’t remember why he came. He hasn’t even remembered to bring the sack of presents! Although, in his zombiefied state we wonder what he would be likely to leave under the tree.
Now, we all know that Santa has the ability to get around the whole world in one single night. Given how slowly zombies move, we think this may be the first year Santa doesn’t make it. In the interest of containing the zombie virus, we think that can only be a good thing or we all might wake up Christmas morning on the wrong side of the apocalypse. This could just be the year when it is better to be on the “naughty list”!
Oh look at him walking away! He hasn’t even left any presents yet! He really has lost the plot. Lets just hope somebody thought to ask for a crossbow for Christmas ‘cos those Lucille bats will be all sold out by now.
While we try to get him turned around, you can read all about this new, er, improved version of Santa who is going to be taking care of Christmas from now on and deciding if you would still like to invite him into your home. Thankfully, this Zombie Santa is also suitable to place outside. He will fit right in with any Zombie Gnomes you have; Zombie Santa’s little helpers!
Toscano Zombie Santa
Toscano Zombie Santa stands at 13 inches high, he is 7.5 inches wide and 7.5 inches deep. His classic red suit, black boots and long white beard are instantly recognisable as Santa, but that is where the similarity left his cold, undead, lifeless body. His skin has taken on a zombie green pallour, he has numerous open wounds on his forehead, hands and legs and his teeth look sharpened and ready to ingest a lot more than mince pies and a glass of something warming!
From his lifeless dawn of the dead stare to the tips of his zombie bitten black boots, this Toscano designer Zombie Santa Claus has been finished to a very high standard. He really is remarkably attractive in a zombie sort of way. We’re just a bit worried what might have happened to Rudolf!
Toscano Zombie Santa Verdict
If you are a fan of The Walking Dead or the zombie genre you are probably going to find this Toscano Zombie Santa hillarious. He is beautifully made with some delightful zombie details. But if you have small children, you may want to keep him out of sight for a few years, say, ’til they’re 25. He would make a great gift for someone who is a fan of The Walking Dead, the zombie horror genre in general, those with a great sense of humour or for those people who know they’re on the naughty list. You know who you are. Merry Christmas!